Saturday, 17 March 2012

  • Beautiful Day

    Do you ever have those days where you're either driving or walking and you get this flash vision of something bad happening that would quickly ruin your moment? I was having a lovely stroll outside and this exact ordeal happened to me. While walking in this beautiful weather within a parking lot, an airplane crossed the sky above my head. Instead of thinking, "Gee, is that a Cessna 182?" I thought, "Gee, wouldn't this suck:

     

    http://i19.tinypic.com/6c8pruo.jpg ?"

     

Wednesday, 07 March 2012

  • Some Days

    After talking this over, I've realized that I don't post any random, funny images from Google anymore. Boy, I sure do miss those days. Therefore, here is your picture of the day. I title it,

    "Some days, Hagwons"

     

     

    Much appreciated, thanks.

     

    -D

Saturday, 24 December 2011

  • And so this is Christmas...

    Save the trees

    Except on Christmas Eve.

    Save the tradition.

    There must be a symbol there,

    Somewhere.

    We bring the outside in.

    From unique stories to

    Not so settle hints,

    We’ll give ourselves to any ear

    Of any stranger.

     

    I feel the heat behind

    An older man’s anger

    every time

    I pass Salvation’s bell.

    With nothing more than a gaze

    To put in his cup, he’s baffled

    How I can possibly witness

    How cold he is,

    How cold the poor must be,

    And continue the stroll to

    My jalopy with a smile.

     

    I don’t need the guilt of a holiday to give.

    Judge not those who donate the clothes

    Of their back early on in the year.

    Judge not those who put money

    In little plastic baggies

    Off the freeway while others roll up

    Their windows and awkwardly stare off

    In the opposite distance.

     

    Santa, I’ve got the gift of caring.

    What do you’ve got besides a

    Reindeer, too many cookies to spare

    And a flask?

     

    We’ll all stars on our tree,

    Aren’t we?

    Save a religion by singing a song.

    Save a puppy by singing REM.

     

    There’s a Scrooge in honesty.

    I feel cornered and gift wrapped.

    Only there to make the most

    Wonderful time of the year

    Pretty and pleasant

    By hanging in the collection

    Along side the other ornaments.

    Though it’s been said,

    Many times and many ways,

    May I go back outside?

    Or are you coming in?

Monday, 12 December 2011

  • Since You Asked

    We’re pissing in the river again.

    Buying time, watching fish fly

    to escape the colors of the rainbow

    trout carry.

     

    Pack up the care.

    There goes your weight.

    There goes your fear and

    worry of your foes.

    Swim as it sinks.

    We’ll meet it at the bottom.

     

    The worms in my stomach,

    the parasites feeding off a lie,

    are headed toward the bar.

    I’m in my second trimester,

    but at least NYC’s non-smoking.

     

    ~Country fields are-a-back-a-home.~

     

    Piss on today!

    What’s for dinner tomorrow?!

    Turn off the TV.

    Lets sit on the table.

    The cat’s put up, her name’s a ballet.

    But you wouldn’t know that, would you?

    You remember what you choose, don’t you?

     

    Two blondes

    Married to the hunt.

    Envy goes to the cheated.

     

    Two daughters

    And part-time survivors

    in a bloody game of chess

    bought in Mexico.

     

    Strange missions

    find sanctuary in a kiss

    down where the crawdads live.

     

    The grass is terrified

    of missing a spot on Sunday

    The 8 hour work day.

    The day of rest.

    Get ready-

    Here come The Pure,

    The Faithful,

    The Baptist.

     

    It’s a playful tune

    in a soothing whistle

    behind a strict hand.

    Insomnia is afraid

    of being left behind again.

     

    No wonder, 

    the irony that fills the ear

    when relief calls in

    as your replacement.

     

    Your biggest regret says,

    to the day,

    you changed once

    you boarded the plane.

     

    But most know,

    we’ll never know.

     

    Here are the keys-

    Run now, as she’s drowning.

    Your get away is awaiting.

    Pack it up, Carolina,

    or dig your way back to China.

     

    Help the new set

    of struggling strangers.

    I’ll drink my own piss and river.

     

Sunday, 20 November 2011